Mitch Maypole 

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Mitch says: ..... if it wasn't for Jack, I'd still be out there ..... hitching up and down the space highway ..... with nothing but a plastic mac and a feather boa to my name ..... but look at me now ! .....
Mitch Maypole Mitch is the cocktail barman at Saucy Jacks, and will greet you with a smile and something wet and welcoming.

He has a sideline in erotic massage, but feels that it's not enough. He'll talk with anybody, and has become particularly friendly with Doctor Whackoff. If only he could understand what it is that Whackoff wants !