Doctor Whackoff 

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Whackoff says: ..... and so it was at Saucy Jack's ..... but it could have been anywhere ..... whoever you are ..... wherever you are ..... whatever your funk ..... let yourself go ..... unlace those boots, and groove on to a higher galaxy ..... live, laugh, love once and you can love again ..... and that's a promise ! .....

Whackoff turned up at Saucy Jacks one day. Nobody's too sure when or from where, but he's clearly not from around these parts. He keeps his background quiet, and seems to have some kind of secret. He claims to be a psychoanalyst, but this sounds ..... verrrrry bizarre. He spends most of his time up at the bar, and seems to get on very well with the barman Mitch. Wunderbar Mitch. Wunderbar !!