(Chesty Prospects)
Well I was chilling in the stars
Looking for a chance to score
I was out in Pubis Minor
Kicking back into Sector 4
Then my vice band started pulsing
Like a tongue between my thighs
A chance to make a killing
On some funky merchandiseThe vice were coming
And I knew that I had to be quick
There was gonna be a bust
But the dealing went pretty slick
It was a PVC bonanza
A strap on serenade
A plastic 'stravaganza
And a fortune to be madeI'll be peddling the passions
Topping up the rations
Feeding on the fashions of fun
Pan-galactic plastics
Drastic prophylactics
Yank on my elastic and comeIf you need a place to score
Got an itch for something raw
Come with Chesty, and the fun's begun
If you desire it, I can acquire it
Plastic leather and love
Ooh it's plastic, ooh it's leather
Plastic leather and love
Leather and loveWell I never even noticed
That the cops had broken down the door
My arms were full of latex
And my heart was crying out for more
I grabbed what I could carry
Started leaning on the gas
Blowing into space
With the vice right up my assI flicked the switch
And flew into Frottage III
I'm lucky to be here
I'm alive and endoubtably free
But I haven't got a penny
It makes you stop and think
But tomorrow's still tomorrow
And tonight I'm gonna drinkI'll be peddling the passions
Topping up the rations
Feeding on the fashions of fun
Pan-galactic plastics
Drastic prophylactics
Yank on my elastic and comeIf you need a place to score
Got an itch for something raw
Come with Chesty, and the fun's begun
If you desire it, I can acquire it
Plastic leather and love
Ooh it's plastic, ooh it's leather
Plastic leather and love
Plastic and rubber, latex and leather and love