(Whackoff, Mitch, Sammy and Booby)
All:
Take it where it's easy
Shake it where it's sleazy
Come, kick back, relax
At Saucy Jack's
Mitch:
Had a weary week there Willy
Step in from the storm
Whackoff:
Got to drink with the bad boys Benny
But it's friendly and it's warm
Booby:
Need a place to go
Gotta cover up your tracks
Sammy:
Cuddle in the corner
With a sentimental sax
All:
Take it where it's easy
Shake it where it's sleazy
Come, kick back, relax
At Saucy Jack'sBooby:
Sling on the sure thing Sally
Turn around the tricks
Mitch:
Put on some face-paint Penny
And you better hope it sticks
Whackoff:
Take a little time
You've got to cover up the cracks
Booby:
Finger up the money
And forget about the tax
All:
Take it where it's easy
Shake it where it's sleazy
Come, kick back, relax
At Saucy Jack'sSax solo
All:
Take it where it's easy
Shake it where it's sleazy
Come, kick back, relax
At Saucy Jack's
Whackoff:
Weighing up the options Olly
Man it's not that great
Mitch:
Lay on with the lamé Larry
And don't you hesitate
Sammy:
Checking out the choices
Want to grind a little axe
Booby:
Spend a pleasant evening
Get them lying on their backs
All:
Take it where it's easy
Shake it where it's sleazy
Come, kick back, relax
At Saucy Jack'sMusic fades
Jack:
Good evening. Sorry to keep you waiting
But I had some rather pressing business to attend to
Mama never said it would be easy.
But as I always say
'It's not what you put in that makes you happy'
'It's what you get back'
And here at Saucy Jacks, I get it all
Mitch - The news
Radio:
..... government sources stress that all traces of deviant fashion must be eradicated
And news just in from Frottage III ....
Booby:
That's us !
Radio:
.... notorious hangout for reprobates and undesirables ....
Mitch:
They can't say that !
Radio:
.... the Slingback Killer has struck again
Vulva Savannah, promising entertainer at dead-end dive Saucy Jacks is dead
Brutally slain at the hands of a killer with a deadly calling card
Further proof that seedy nightspot Saucy Jacks must be avoided ....
Booby:
Oh lord, we're famous ! Cocka, Magenta, Buffy, Vulva
That's four this month. I better go change. Oh but black isn't me.
Drains my colour and jades my heart
Sammy:
But Vulva can't be dead
She was on stage tonight
Singing as though her life depended on it
Mitch:
Just when she was on the brink of stardom
Whackoff:
Jetting off to Cleavage Valley !
Mitch:
The glitziest soap in the cosmos !
Booby:
Oh I can't take this any more !
Jack:
Don't worry. Everything's going to be alright
We'll be busy tonight
And that's a promise !Jack:
Take no notice of the stories ladies
None of them are true
A few dead bodies, here and there
Underneath the shoe
If you need a place of refuge
Come and try me on for size
I'll welcome you with open thighs
And fix you a surprise
All:
Take it where it's easy
Shake it where it's sleazy
Come, kick back, relax
At Saucy Jack's
At Saucy Jack's
At Saucy Jack's
