(Jack)
No-one said that life was fair
It's family ties that bind
So I severed mine with a sequinned heel
So chic, my favourite kind
Poor Buffy and sweet Cocka
And dear Magenta Hole
She should have been more careful
Sliding up and down that poleI'm just a tortured plaything
Trying so hard to play my game
From a dysfunctional family
So I'm really not to blame
See, my old daddy was Doctor Freud
Now he's drifting in a bloody void
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game
My wayEven as a little boy
I had to be the best
Wouldn't leave the house to go to school
Until I had my lurex vest
Mama wasn't proud of me
She said I played the fool
She used to play piano
Now she'll never play at allI'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game
My wayEverybody, better say your prayers
Jack'll come and get you unawares
Be careful what you say
From time to time
I don't like cabaret
And I hate mime
Oh this den of society
Underneath my propriety
In space no-one can hear you scream
Or shout
This is my playground
My personal slay ground
You pay to get in
And you never get outI tried so hard to make some friends
But, they always wanted something back
I lthought I'd pick up little strays
I make up for what they lack
Set up a place where I was king
By the name of Saucy Jack
It's amazing what they fall for
When you get them in the sack
Ha ha ha haI'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game my way
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game ....
Twisting, and twisting, and twisting, and twisting, and twisting
The game my way
