THE SCRIPT/THE STORY - Part 2
Chesty explains, the Space Vixens arrive, the seeds of lust begin to grow
| Chesty: | Give me a Zargon Slicer bar-baby, and make it snappy |
| Booby: | Wow ! |
| Jack: | And how can I be of service Miss ..... ? |
| Chesty: | Prospects .... Chesty Prospects. Right, I won't funk about. You know the score around here. Indulgence in plastics, rubber or fetish fabric of any kind is illegal. Seeing as we're fighting this eco-war, the world is being drained of all glitzy resources, in the name of a sweat-free society. Well, illicit plastic's my thing. I've got a hot shipment cock, and I'm looking for a place to stay. |
| Jack: | We are all welcome here, Miss Prospects. |
| Chesty: | Classic ! Me and you's gonna get along funkin' brilliant. I can see we both like a little hustle here and there. |
| Jack: | Why, Miss Prospects, whatever can you mean ? I run a reputable establishment. |
| Chesty: | Right, and I don't strut my stuff in bubble-wrap ! |
| Booby: | Can I get you anything else ? |
| Chesty: | I don't think so dearie, but hey, you would look gorgeous in cellophane. Here you are love, why don't you strap that on for size ! (Chesty hands Booby a large strap on dildo) |
| Jack: | You certainly are an intriguing woman. |
| Chesty: | Why thank you kind sir, and please, call me Chesty. Hey, don't forget, that's not all I am. |
| Jack: | I'm sure ! (they both laugh). |
| Booby: | You're amazing. |
| Chesty: | Thanks. |
| Booby: | Tell me, do you ever do any business with the Space Vixens ? |
| Sammy: | Booby ! |
| Chesty: | Listen luvvy, as crime fighting federal agents from a groovier galaxy, the Space Vixens are above our law. They are descendants of an ancient tribe of cosmic women, whose power was derived from the sound of a disco beat. They have no need of my services. Their unique outfits are entirely eco-friendly. They give life to the universe. For them, glitterboots, PVC, lurex and rubber merely reflect their divine power, infinite wisdom, and ultimate funk. |
| Sammy: | Wow, have you ever seen one ? Is it true what they say, do their boots really glow ? |
| Chesty: | Maybe I have seen one, in a dream, but I'll tell you something, when I do see one for real, I know it will be a sight to behold. Come with me cock, take a deep breath, (everybody takes a deep breath) and imagine. |
| Back to Whackoff at the bar, on a stool | |
| Whackoff: | I found this all very ..... bizarre. But then the lights went out .... |
| The lights go out. | |
| Booby: | Oh my god, the lights have gone out ! |
| Whackoff: | .... and in the distance came the faint stomp of a disco beat. The lights danced in front of our eyes. It came closer and closer. We were fear-struck, we were funk struck by the glare of glitter. It came right up to the door. |
| Three figures emerge from the mist. Intense beams of light radiate from each one. They slowly make their way to the stage. The leader speaks ..... | |
| Jubilee: | It all starts with the boots. They have the power to make us strong, and stand up for our funk rights. It's so easy when you know how. |
| Song: Glitterboots Saved My Life | |
| Jubilee: | Don't mind us. We're just hot, ball-busting space cops, and we need a drink. |
| Bunny: | Make mine an Axle Grinder |
| Anna: | I'll have a Astro Slinger |
| Jubilee: | Just a Cock Blast for me, I'm driving |
| Booby: | Oh my ! Oh lord, I'm not dressed for this ! |
| Sammy: | Do you think they've come for me ? |
| Mitch: | They're the most amazing thing I think I've ever seen. |
| Chesty: | Brace yourself baby, they're the Space Vixens. |
| Whackoff: | I can't believe it. Head to toe glitz ! |
| Jack: | .... and so much more. Good evening ladies. Welcome to my humble abode. |
| Jubilee: | Jack .... I presume ? |
| Jack: | How can I assist you ? |
| Jubilee: | Where we come from, we have no need for .... assistance of any kind. We do everything for ourselves. |
| Anna: | We do have some boys in training, but they're just for sex. |
| Bunny: | It's our duty to train them for their missions to any planets still oblivious to the clitoris. It's merely our job to educate. |
| Jack: | Fascinating ! |
| Jubilee: | It is! Girls, I think it's time for another drink. |
| Jack: | Such a shame you're only passing through. Since the tragic loss of our resident singer, your talents seem so .... refreshing. Please allow me to introduce myself formally. My name is Jack, Saucy Jack, and I am the owner of this magnificent club and I, would like to know what brings you to Frottage III ? |
| Anna: | We were drawn here. |
| Sammy: | Is it about the....er..oh... about the murders ? |
| Anna: | The Slingback killings ? Yes ! |
| Jack: | Well, anything I can do to help, Miss .... ? |
| Jubilee: | Climax, Jubilee Climax, and these are my colleagues Bunny Lingus and Anna Labia. You may call us Space Vixens. |
| Jack: | Well, you realise of course we know nothing here. |
| Jubilee: | Oh yes, but we have to delve into the dark side of town, I'm sure you'll agree. I've always found it pays to be thorough. |
| Booby: | Oh, me too. Why should crime fighting be any different. Oh my stars, I didn't mean to speak out of turn ! |
| Jubilee: | A Vixen always values those who speak from the heart. You'll go a long way. |
| Sammy: | How long are you going to stay, er Space Vixens ? |
| Anna: | Just as long as it takes to crack this thing. |
| Sammy: | Oh well I knew the victims, and I'm willing to do anything in the name of justice. |
| Anna: | Really ? Then let's talk. I'll just process your em data. |
| Anna checks Sammy with her detector. It makes a strange noise when it reaches his groin. | |
| Anna: | Oh yes, yes. I'm going to file you under 'suspect'. Please don't take it personally. |
| Bunny: | Shall I press on with the interrogation ? I feel I could really get to grips with things here. The atmosphere's moist. This place is dripping with vice, and I'm getting the kind of vibes you don't .... pick up ... very ... often. |
| Jubilee: | As you wish. |
| Bunny: | Anyone here from out of town ? |
| Chesty: | I am. |
| Bunny: | Right. I suppose I'd better start with you. |
| Jubilee: | And Jack, I need you to fill me in on what's going down around here. |
| Jack: | My pleasure. |
| Back to Whackoff at the bar. | |
| Whackoff: | And so, as the seeds of lust were beginning to grow .... |
| Chesty: | .... so I juiced the Ducati, grabbed the bubble-wrap and got the funk out of there to Frottage III. So Bunny, enough about me .... |
| Bunny: | Oh no, I want to hear more. All that stuff about the engine oil, it sounds so harrowing. How did you ever get through it ? |
| Chesty: | I've learned to take my kicks where I can. It's a tough world out there, but I'm tougher, especially when it comes to anything .... 'hands-on'. |
| Bunny: | You know, you are a smuggler, and I should really take you in, but on our planet, plastic and her divine sisters are viewed with great respect, and in condemning you, I'd be betraying myself as a Vixen, and as a woman. You've obviously been through so much. |
| Chesty: | And you, I never knew that being a Space Vixen could get so .... dirty. Just how did you survive in that orgasmilator girl ? You must have been trapped in there for funkin' weeks. |
| Bunny: | It's my job, I had to go on. Everything I do, I do for the sake of all women. |
| Chesty: | Oh, bang on philosophy ! |
| Bunny: | I think I must tell you that it's my duty to search any suspects. We have to make sure there are no slingbacks concealed about your person. |
| Chesty: | And who am I to stand in the way of justice. |
| Bunny carries out a full, and I mean full, body search on Chesty. | |
| Bunny: | (Her hand between Chesty's legs)You really are very accommodating!....... Perhaps you'll come clean in the vibro-chamber. We can go to greater lengths to unveil the truth. |
| Chesty: | OK, but I can't stick around for long. I've got to pick up some hot crotch wear from the planet Pudenda. I'll just go and park ... my ... bike. |
| Song: Park My Bike | |
| Jack: | Mitch, my guest needs another drink. (To audience) Do you mind ? Do you not know a bloody interval when you see one ? Get the beers in, take a piss, and be sat back here in five minutes ! |
| First Interval |
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