THE SCRIPT/THE STORY

This page is an attempt to give the whole 'Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens' story, from beginning to end, and includes as much of the script as possible. Please note that this is not intended to be the official script, which is owned by the authors & producers, but is merely a recollection of the show.

Enjoy the whole sordid story. Boo at Jack in all the right places. Sympathise with Jubilee, as she struggles with her conscience. What should she do ? Or just join Mitch and Whackoff, as their little secret is divulged:

The Cabaret.

Part 1: The beginning, intro to Saucy Jack's bar, through to Chesty's arrival

Part 2: Chesty explains, the Space Vixens arrive, and the seeds of lust begin to grow

Part 3: New love and old love, remembering the Tufted Shag, Chesty is murdered

Part 4: Bunny mourns, the suspects are interrogated, Jack confesses

Part 5: Sammy gets some good news, Jubilee's revelation, Jack's death, through to the end

Downloadable versions of the full show, courtesy of Yevaud
Original 2000 show. Word version in a zip file (63k)
Xmas 2001 show. Word version in a zip file (204k)
Adobe Acrobat version in a pdf file (330k) - use right mouse button and choose 'Save Target As'
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